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Just found this on MSN and it had me in tears of laughter.
Family Fortunes
Max Bygraves: Name something people take to the beach
Contestant: Turkey
Les Dennis: Name a topping you'd put on a baked potato?
Contestant: Jam
Les Dennis: Where is the Taj Mahal?
Contestant: Opposite the dental hospital
Les Dennis: Name a bird with a long neck?
Contestant: Naomi Campbell.
Les Dennis: Name something associated with pigs.
Contestant: The police.
Les Dennis: Name something red.
Contestant: My cardigan
The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson: Name the man who was President of Italy until May 2006.
Contestant: Don Corleone.
Anne Robinson: Complete the title of the well-known play, The Iceman...?
Contestant: Melts.
Anne Robinson: What was the sequel to the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer?
Contestant: I Know What You Did Last Winter.
Anne Robinson: What B was a pseudonym used by Charles Dickens?
Contestant: Bart Simpson
University Challenge
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey, goosey
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.
Beacon Radio
DJ: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Contestant: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
GWR FM, Bristol
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.
National Lottery Jet Set
Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing what?
Contestant: Basketball.
Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.
Richard and Judy
Richard Madeley: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump.
Dog Eat Dog
Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord Of The Rings?
Contestant: Enid Blyton.
This Morning
Fern Britton: Which actress starred in Sleepless in Seattle and When Harry Met Sally?
Contestant: Tom Hanks.
Late Show (BBC Midlands)
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
Blockbusters
Bob Holness: What K is a suicide mission for a pilot?
Contestant: Kama Sutra
Wogan's Perfect Recall
Terry Wogan: Which Duke resides at Woburn Abbey?
Contestant: Hazzard.
Sara Cox Show, BBC Radio 1
Sara Cox: Beauty is in the eye of the...?
Contestant: Tiger
2CR FM
Presenter: Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
Contestant: Leonardo di Caprio.
Heart FM
Presenter: Emmental and Double Gloucester are both types of what?
Contestant: Banks
Viking FM
Presenter: Who was the Prime Minister before Tony Blair?
Contestant: George Bush.
Spin Star
Darren Day: What area of Germany is the cake named after, made with chocolate, cream, kirsch and cherries?
Contestant: Belgium.
BBC Radio Merseyside
Presenter: What was Hitler's first name?
Contestant: Heil.
2:08, the look on Les Dennis face!
Family Fortunes
Max Bygraves: Name something people take to the beach
Contestant: Turkey
Les Dennis: Name a topping you'd put on a baked potato?
Contestant: Jam
Les Dennis: Where is the Taj Mahal?
Contestant: Opposite the dental hospital
Les Dennis: Name a bird with a long neck?
Contestant: Naomi Campbell.
Les Dennis: Name something associated with pigs.
Contestant: The police.
Les Dennis: Name something red.
Contestant: My cardigan
The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson: Name the man who was President of Italy until May 2006.
Contestant: Don Corleone.
Anne Robinson: Complete the title of the well-known play, The Iceman...?
Contestant: Melts.
Anne Robinson: What was the sequel to the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer?
Contestant: I Know What You Did Last Winter.
Anne Robinson: What B was a pseudonym used by Charles Dickens?
Contestant: Bart Simpson
University Challenge
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey, goosey
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.
Beacon Radio
DJ: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Contestant: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
GWR FM, Bristol
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.
National Lottery Jet Set
Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing what?
Contestant: Basketball.
Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.
Richard and Judy
Richard Madeley: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump.
Dog Eat Dog
Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord Of The Rings?
Contestant: Enid Blyton.
This Morning
Fern Britton: Which actress starred in Sleepless in Seattle and When Harry Met Sally?
Contestant: Tom Hanks.
Late Show (BBC Midlands)
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
Blockbusters
Bob Holness: What K is a suicide mission for a pilot?
Contestant: Kama Sutra
Wogan's Perfect Recall
Terry Wogan: Which Duke resides at Woburn Abbey?
Contestant: Hazzard.
Sara Cox Show, BBC Radio 1
Sara Cox: Beauty is in the eye of the...?
Contestant: Tiger
2CR FM
Presenter: Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
Contestant: Leonardo di Caprio.
Heart FM
Presenter: Emmental and Double Gloucester are both types of what?
Contestant: Banks
Viking FM
Presenter: Who was the Prime Minister before Tony Blair?
Contestant: George Bush.
Spin Star
Darren Day: What area of Germany is the cake named after, made with chocolate, cream, kirsch and cherries?
Contestant: Belgium.
BBC Radio Merseyside
Presenter: What was Hitler's first name?
Contestant: Heil.
2:08, the look on Les Dennis face!
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