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Post by Kenny Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:10 pm

Similar to those of the Chuck Norris jokes, to show the ‘manliness’ of said person. I found a website doing the same thing with the Australian owner of the Mann Co. Weapon Manufacturers.

There's 1780 facts on there at time of writing, so no way I'm listing all of them here, but please post your favourite 5 or 6.

#3 - Saxton Hale can outsmart bullet.
#7 - Saxton Hale gave birth to his son, Chuck Norris, after engaging in intercourse with a nearby Saltwater Crocodile while drinking his own Jarate and flexing his muscles.
#8 - The Engineer told Saxton Hale he could touch that darn thing.
#10 - Saxton Hale does not randomly find hats. Every day he beats the crap out of Robin Walker until he gives him one. Then he makes Robin eat it.
#39 - Valve gets VAC banned when Saxton Hale cheats.
#40 - Saxton Hale killed a spectator.

http://saxtonhalefacts.net

By the way has anyone notice the lewd anagram of "Saxton Hale"?
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Post by Mortal_Man2 Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:04 am

#123 Saxton Hale can ban Gabe Newell... Laughing
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