worst joke-a-thon!

im going to make a contest where the people in 8U come up with the worst jokes EVER so let the WORST JOKE-A-THON(TM) BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

(no theres no prizes so dont ask )

Whats green and gewy..........Green gew

Whats brown and sticky.... A STICK!

ugh...horrible XD

well thank you very much, forumotion, that's most of my f#cking jokes out the window. I guess I'll post my MJ jokes on 4chan.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn’t find any.

Man1: Took my wife on a holiday, just got back.... erm i can't remember where we went erm hot, raggae music, steel drums....

Man2: Jamacia?

Man1: No, she wanted to go.


Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.

Q) What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?

A) The cold shoulder.

Q. Why did the chicken croos the road?

A. Same reason you did, stop asking!

Q) how does mario know the future?

A) He uses a luigi board


Q) how did link win the basketball game?

A) he used a hook-shot


Q) Why am i asking jokes about NINTENDO?

A)well i usualy NINTEN-DO'NT

Q) Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
A) Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Q) What is green and has 4 wheels?
A) Grass... I lied about the wheels.

Q) Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?
A) He has just seen his phone bill!

There are three types of people in the world! Those who can count, and those who can't!

Q) Why does the Scout need a dispenser here?
A) Because he can't erect.

Q) What did zelda say when link couldent open the door?

A) Tri-force


Q) Why is heavy's sandvich so valuble?

A) I don't know, that's why im asking you!!